So my sick husband lying on the couch…wait…I mean, so my husband, who is sick and lying on the couch, was flipping channels. And he comes across Mike Simons. The guy (Simons) is loud, and I can hear him in the other room. I stop and listen to the guy: he is giving “Christians” a verbal whipping. They are not Christian enough. They would not stand up for Jesus. They will not get their lazy behinds outta bed to go to church on Sunday mornings (hey, doesn’t that cut into his business?). They would not die for him.
Do you think he would let me sleep on his couch if I lost my home? If I pledge a lot of greenbacks, do you think he’ll invite me into his home to partake of a daily meal?
The guy’s a nut. My 10-year-old is listening. He asks, “Mom, what’s wrong with that man?”
